One Side Too Many. One Side Too Little.

Via "The Fan", Via TMZ, Via John Mayer, Via Gawker, Via John Mayer, Via A American Family Man.
Do you like to read? Do you like smart people? Are you as fascinated as I am by our culturally retarded America? Good. Ok, so, if you follow the steps below, you'll take the same journey I just did, and, hopefully, at which point, fully understand just how lame our celebrity-obsessed media has become - and, strangely enough, how level-headed John Mayer, a celebrity himself, really is.

Just follow the steps below:
Step 1: Go to Gawker.com and read Foster Kamer's post about John Mayer's covering of the verbal scuffle between "Avatar" director James Cameron and a "fan," at LAX Airport.
Step 2: Go to John Mayers original tumblr post, where he dissects the anatomy of (all the likely) events leading up to final James Cameron video.
Step 3: Appreciate being somewhat normal and unknown.



*I much prefer odd numbers, personally. 5,7,and 11.
2, 4, 6 and 8 always seemed too neat.